Random Pokemon

0. This Pokémon is you: 

Me: .........can I get a redo?!
1. This Pokémon is your best friend:  

Me: Oh sweet! A dragon type!
2. This Pokémon is your boss that you need to impress for a promotion:  

Me: Uh....*looks up information about Pupitar*..........Please don't launch yourself at me, boss!
3. This Pokémon is your partner for your science project:  

Me: Hm.....we can do research on how much water you can contain. 
4. This Pokémon is looking for every possible way to murder you:  

Me: Uh...I might have to put you in a bird cage then.
5. This Pokémon is your mother-in-law: :bademoticon: 

Me: ........okay?
6. This Pokémon is your boyfriend/girlfriend:  

Me: Sweet!
7. This Pokémon is your ex:  

Me: .......
8. This Pokémon stalks your every waking moment:  

Me: I guess this must be the little sibling of my girlfriend.
9. This Pokémon likes to snuggle with you:  

Me: At least you have soft silk.
10. This Pokémon ate all your cake:  

Me: Bad! Bad! That cake isn't for you!
11. This Pokémon is what you felt in bed last night:  

Me: I hope this one didn't wrap around me too tight!
12. This Pokémon punched your mom:  

Me: Really?! *looks down at Shinx*
13. This Pokémon will do anything to steal your shoes:  

Me: Why would you need my shoes?
14. This Pokémon died by your own hands:  

Me: I don't know how to feel right now.
15. This Pokémon is your loyal companion for life: :bademoticon: 

Me: Okay!
16. This Pokémon reads you bedtime stories:  

Me: Won't this one be asleep all the time?!

17. This Pokémon is your loving pet: *Insert Klefki emoticon*

Me: Oh sweet. You can carry my keys for me!
18. This Pokémon is your creepy dentist:  

Me: ......
19. This Pokémon is what you dream about every night:  

Me: Hm..... remind me of a stone golem that protects hidden temples.
20.  This Pokémon is what you found in your basement when you moved into your new house: :bademoticon: 

Me: Oh hey there, little one! Don't worry. I won't hurt you. You want something to eat? 
21. This Pokémon plays with you in an alternate universe: :bademoticon: 

Me: Let's go, Pichu! *heads off to play with friends*
22. This Pokémon is your guardian angel:  

Me: As long as you don't touch me with your tongue, then we're fine.
23. This Pokémon wants to draw with you:  

Me: Won't this one be busy training instead of wanting to draw with me?
24. This Pokémon is the first you will encounter: :bademoticon: 

Me: ........ H-Hey there!
25. This Pokémon will come take care of you when you can't:  

Me: Thanks for taking care of me!
26. This Pokémon will be the cause of your death: :bademoticon: 

Me: Isn't that my ex after evolving?!  
27. This Pokémon loves to steal your hats:  

Me: I don't think any of my hats will fit on you!
28. This Pokémon always borrows money from you:  

Me: You have better not been spending all of it on fertilizer.
29. This Pokémon loves to play video games with you:  

Me: You mean watch me play at least.
30. This Pokémon is in charge of tagging people:  

Me: Just make sure not to kick when you tag them. And also let them know that they don't have to do this if they don't want to!

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